No, Guns N’ Roses is not finally releasing its long-awaited new album, “Chinese Democracy.” Sorry if I got your hopes up, Axl fans.
But since one of this blog’s biggest supporters seems to be a huge Guns N’ Roses fan, I thought I’d post a link to rock scribe Chuck Klosterman’s fake review of “Chinese Democracy” that Spin magazine published back in 2006 as an April Fool’s joke.
You can read it here. I especially like the part about the kitten.
If you’re looking for an even bigger laugh, click on the comments after Klosterman’s review. Some poor sap on the second page almost got in a car crash when he opened the magazine.
When, if ever, do you think “Chinese Democracy” will come out? My vote is never.